Krampus Is Concerned About Your Social Life
A Very Naughty-Nice Nutshell Announcement
Krampus Told Me to Send You This:
Hello besties, humans, storytellers, story lovers, looky-loos, fellow anxiety muppets! It’s me, Amy!
Quick question: has Krampus been staring into your soul lately? (That’s pretty weird. Are you sure it’s not heartburn?)
Because he has OPINIONS about how your 2026 should go.
And, annoyingly, he’s right. Most of us (hi, hello, guilty) spend December promising ourselves that next year we’ll “do more fun things,” and then immediately disappear into a blanket fort of shame and avoidance. (JUST ME??)
So, in the spirit of preventing Future You from hermiting through the entire calendar again, Krampus has allowed us to release
The Nutbundle, available Nov 28–Dec 1:
👍 Pick ANY three 2026 In a Nutshell shows
🙌Get $8 off each ticket
🍬Earn immediate “I’m-doing-something-for-myself” points
👹And Krampus will stop side-eyeing your kids and grandkids from the shadows . . . probably.
Here’s what your 2026 storytelling adventures could look like:
📅 2026 Themes & Dates
Jan 23 — Drugs Are Nice
Feb 27 — In Defense Of…
Mar 27 — All You Can Eat
Apr 17 — Take This Job and #$&!
May 15 — Cults, Crackpots & Swindlers
Jun 26 — NSFW
Jul 31 — Best in Show
Aug 28 — Epic Fails
Sep 25 — The Long Way Home
Oct 16 — Dark Hearts
Dec 11 — UNresolute
We’re busy at work putting all our love (and our caffeine) into these shows.
They’re silly, heartfelt, raw, ridiculous, moving, messy, and most importantly, ENTERTAINING—everything all three of us love about true, personal stories and the weird humans brave enough to tell them.
If you’re currently thawing a turkey and cramming everything into your auxiliary closet (ie, the bedroom closet. JUST ME??) and looking for the cleanest towels you can find (for the GUESTS), while thinking,
“Next year, I’m going to do more things that get me out of the house…”
—this is a Nutshell-certified, Krampus-approved nudge.
🎟️ To impress Krampus, your new holiday life coach:
Call (916) 443-0394 or email The Sofia box office.
We can’t promise Krampus won’t follow you home to see if your 30-year-old kid is STILL living there…
but we can promise the shows will be worth it.
Snag your Nutbundle, humans!
Support live storytelling, support local artists, and get yourself out of the damn house next year. Buy the tickets. Make the plans.
xoxo,
P.S. If you like posts like this, or you enjoy listening to Prompt and want the extended interviews (aka the juicy behind-the-story stuff), consider becoming a paid subscriber.
Paid subscribers are a major part of how we keep making art in Sacramento; how we pay storytellers and ourselves, keep the shows going, and keep Amy Bee writing, telling stories, and producing this show instead of dissolving into a puddle of nerves in a parking lot.
No pressure, only appreciation.
But if you’ve been on the fence, this is us giving you a little shoulder tap. ❤️
“NUTBUNDLE”
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